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A BIBLICAL STORY No 3 Excerpt from SkyLand News
Author - William Crick (Edited to protect the guilty)
New Testament. (With apologies to King James, King Blanky and King Roy)
And many years came to pass after the years of the great Ralph and of God Bryan (who later wandered aimlessly in the wilderness due to a faulty Compass) For God Bryan had begat Gerald of False Cheer who had begat Joseph Too Vast (the great white hope) who had begat KLM who had gone Raven Mad. Their disciples were evil men of steel . Infamous for their foul deeds in paradise.
From the days of Richard of the Glasseye, Bruce the Crafty and his coat of many colours, and David of the Camp of Bulls, there came the enormous goliath Squirt who slew David but sold out to the dreaded El Cid(who thought he was god) for 10%.
Then came the hairy Jay Hardon and the peace loving Gregorian Jacobs (who was felled in battle by a lowly Cooke) and Vincent of the Browneye and the tyrannical Splashed Full lips. All were to play their evil part in tormenting the poor tortured soldiers of pangapas.
But the greatest evil ever to befall paradise came from the northlands. A great horde of unwashed huns descended upon it, decimating all before them. The garden of eden trembled in their presence. Their leader was a giant of a man who spake in a strange tongue. His name was Caesar Teeter Seesaw.
Eagerly the great warlords sought Caesar teeter seesaws approval by rubbing salt into the wounds of the defeated soldiers of the great pangapas. The warlords were named Raymond the Gross and his centurion Shokking Barry. Together they stripped the poor soldiers of pangapas of everything that they held dear and holy.Horrified the soldiers begged and pleaded for mercy. But the merciless Shokking Barry laughed and sneered at their misery, forcing them to slave for long hours in the service of the great unwashed hun teeter seesaw!
The soldiers of pangapas begged for mercy and pleaded before the court of Raymond the gross, but he spake saying thou canst all go forth and multiply! Verrily the soldiers were angry and did gnash their teeth in fury and went to the temple of aeros (and the aviatorium and mausoleumdumur) where they wailed and beat their breasts with the thorns of the deadly sp bush.
The great Raymond the gross was smitten .
The troubles in paradise indeed are many, are there non amongst the soldiers of pangapas with the will and might to stand against the forces of the great unwashed hun and his evil henchmen Raymond the gross and Shokking Barry?
To be continued
Author - William Crick (Edited to protect the guilty)
New Testament. (With apologies to King James, King Blanky and King Roy)
And many years came to pass after the years of the great Ralph and of God Bryan (who later wandered aimlessly in the wilderness due to a faulty Compass) For God Bryan had begat Gerald of False Cheer who had begat Joseph Too Vast (the great white hope) who had begat KLM who had gone Raven Mad. Their disciples were evil men of steel . Infamous for their foul deeds in paradise.
From the days of Richard of the Glasseye, Bruce the Crafty and his coat of many colours, and David of the Camp of Bulls, there came the enormous goliath Squirt who slew David but sold out to the dreaded El Cid(who thought he was god) for 10%.
Then came the hairy Jay Hardon and the peace loving Gregorian Jacobs (who was felled in battle by a lowly Cooke) and Vincent of the Browneye and the tyrannical Splashed Full lips. All were to play their evil part in tormenting the poor tortured soldiers of pangapas.
But the greatest evil ever to befall paradise came from the northlands. A great horde of unwashed huns descended upon it, decimating all before them. The garden of eden trembled in their presence. Their leader was a giant of a man who spake in a strange tongue. His name was Caesar Teeter Seesaw.
Eagerly the great warlords sought Caesar teeter seesaws approval by rubbing salt into the wounds of the defeated soldiers of the great pangapas. The warlords were named Raymond the Gross and his centurion Shokking Barry. Together they stripped the poor soldiers of pangapas of everything that they held dear and holy.Horrified the soldiers begged and pleaded for mercy. But the merciless Shokking Barry laughed and sneered at their misery, forcing them to slave for long hours in the service of the great unwashed hun teeter seesaw!
The soldiers of pangapas begged for mercy and pleaded before the court of Raymond the gross, but he spake saying thou canst all go forth and multiply! Verrily the soldiers were angry and did gnash their teeth in fury and went to the temple of aeros (and the aviatorium and mausoleumdumur) where they wailed and beat their breasts with the thorns of the deadly sp bush.
The great Raymond the gross was smitten .
The troubles in paradise indeed are many, are there non amongst the soldiers of pangapas with the will and might to stand against the forces of the great unwashed hun and his evil henchmen Raymond the gross and Shokking Barry?
To be continued
