Airline Anecdotes
A BIBLICAL STORY ( History of ANG Industrial Relations)
Excerpt from SkyLand News
Author - William Crick
In the beginning, the word was Ralph, and Ralph created Richard of the Glasseye. And Ralph spake unto Richard saying, “Richard, thou art the greatest” and Richard spake, saying “Yea verily”.
And it came to pass that the multitudes came forth and asked Richard - “Richard, whither doest we goest?” and Richard spake saying “Thou canst all go forth and multiply.”
And it came to pass that David of the Camp of Bulls slew the giant Richard in his glasseye whilst he was stoned. And again the multitudes came forth and spake to the new King David saying - “David whither doest we goest?” and the great King David spake saying “Thou canst all go forth and multiply.”
And the people of the land and the air of Guinea banished the false god Ralph to the land of Aat and chose a new god and knew him as God Bryan of Greystones. And God Bryan spake unto Bruce the Crafty who wore his cloak of many colours and said “Bruce, come sit by the right hand of me.”
And it did come to pass that the multitude went forth and said unto Bruce the Crafty who sat by the right hand of God Bryanans said “Bruce whither do’est we go’est?” And Bryan spoke to Buce and Bruce spake to the multitude saying “Thou canst all go forth and multiply.”
Upon hearing this the multitude cried and shook with fury and scourged their bodies with the thorns of the dreaded SP tree at the temple of Aeros and called forth the great prophet and wreaker of revenge - the terrible Pangapas (possibly of Greek origin. Ed.) And the terrible Pangapas called to his disciples by name saying ‘Come to me” and the Sharpened Peter came forth, and William the Moron came forth, and William the Disspencer of Bills came forth, and Valerie the Licentious came forth together with Authur of John (who was stoned) came forth, Boquet from the Jordon came forth together with a Robber out of the Woods.
And the terrible Pangapas spake unto them saying, “If anyone shall go forth and multiply it shall be God Bryan and Bruce the Crafty.” And it did come to pass that Pangapas and his disciples went forth to do battle with God Bryan and Bruce the Crafty.



