A flight to forget
Oh what a flight
Okuk's Last Flight
B707 Anecdotes
B707 Introduction
A Biblical Story
A Biblical Story 2
A Biblical Story 3
Forbidden Fruits
Joe's Jolly (Poem)
The Golfer
Suitably Restrained
PX Advertisment 1
PX Advertisment 2
PX Advertisment 3
PX Article 1
PX Article 2
PX Article 3
The Check Ride
First and Last Flt.
First Command
DC3 KOK - POM
The Holiday
Friends at Last
History of P2ANQ
Ferry Flight
Crayfish
FO Cassanova
Larry Blackman
Secret Revealed
Airbus A300
Cargo Capers
Doing it Differently
Side Slip
Larry Blackman
4th Floor Memo
International Arsonist
Office Works
Thru Eyes of a Hostie
Airline Anecdotes
A BIBLICAL STORY BY BRUCE CROFTS Submitted by Peter Sharpe
A Biblical Story Part two by BTC himself
Readers of the first gripping episode will recall being left breathless with anticipation
With the battle commencing between the mighty and terrible Pangapas and the Great
God Bryan of Greystones………
Now read on….
And God Bryan was triumphant
Having slewed a champion of Pangapas in the Temple of Aeros - a tall
Lusty savage by name Valiant Valerie the Licentious
God Bryan spake to the multitude saying
“Thou who art vanquished must enter into slavery for 100 hours
each and every moon!”
The noble menials of Pangapas cried in horror at such an unholy
Burden, claiming treachery by the cunning God Bryan.
They went unto the elders of the Temple of All Knowledge and spake
Unto the great David of the Camp of Bulls, Peter the son of Wat( the keeper
Of houses of ill-fame) and the angelic Oh Peter of hEVENS
(who could always be found at the Gateway)
but the elders shunned them saying, “go ye all forth and multiply”.
God Bryan said to his menials, “build me a tower that stretches to heaven
And I shall call it the Tower of Boeing”. And such a tower did come to pass
And the people were amazed and took God Bryan for a great god.
And the innocents in the garden of Guinea looked on in awe
At this glorious tower and then they did learn envy and they spake unto
God Bryan saying, “Let us come unto thee and the wondrous Tower of
Boeing” but God Bryan spake unto them saying, “The fruits of this tower are
Forbidden thee” and the innocents cried and lamented.
Pangapas came unto the innocents saying, “Thou shalt have the fruits of
This great tower, we shalt take it in battle”.
The fighting was fierce and bloody,
but eight mighty warriors did indeed take the tower,
The mighty Gargles, Little Johns Willy,
The dishonorable Gar, the diminutive Glasseye Dick,
The young Haven Been Game rejoiced with the lusty John of the Land
Of Sunder and Roy the great Maternity case,
But alas, great sorrow came unto them, for in the Wake of Ken
Was left a petrified Condom.
A Biblical Story Part two by BTC himself
Readers of the first gripping episode will recall being left breathless with anticipation
With the battle commencing between the mighty and terrible Pangapas and the Great
God Bryan of Greystones………
Now read on….
And God Bryan was triumphant
Having slewed a champion of Pangapas in the Temple of Aeros - a tall
Lusty savage by name Valiant Valerie the Licentious
God Bryan spake to the multitude saying
“Thou who art vanquished must enter into slavery for 100 hours
each and every moon!”
The noble menials of Pangapas cried in horror at such an unholy
Burden, claiming treachery by the cunning God Bryan.
They went unto the elders of the Temple of All Knowledge and spake
Unto the great David of the Camp of Bulls, Peter the son of Wat( the keeper
Of houses of ill-fame) and the angelic Oh Peter of hEVENS
(who could always be found at the Gateway)
but the elders shunned them saying, “go ye all forth and multiply”.
God Bryan said to his menials, “build me a tower that stretches to heaven
And I shall call it the Tower of Boeing”. And such a tower did come to pass
And the people were amazed and took God Bryan for a great god.
And the innocents in the garden of Guinea looked on in awe
At this glorious tower and then they did learn envy and they spake unto
God Bryan saying, “Let us come unto thee and the wondrous Tower of
Boeing” but God Bryan spake unto them saying, “The fruits of this tower are
Forbidden thee” and the innocents cried and lamented.
Pangapas came unto the innocents saying, “Thou shalt have the fruits of
This great tower, we shalt take it in battle”.
The fighting was fierce and bloody,
but eight mighty warriors did indeed take the tower,
The mighty Gargles, Little Johns Willy,
The dishonorable Gar, the diminutive Glasseye Dick,
The young Haven Been Game rejoiced with the lusty John of the Land
Of Sunder and Roy the great Maternity case,
But alas, great sorrow came unto them, for in the Wake of Ken
Was left a petrified Condom.
